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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 12:04
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No way
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
What it is like to have sex with a relative woman?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?